We bow and curtsey here After eloping today M'Lord knight and betrothed dear Forsooth, a new life hereby venturing Methinks after an adventuresome life Of bold adventuring. Blonde locks and curls captured Brave Knight_Lance’s heart Methinks doomed brave Knight Right from the very start That masculine hunk In bright shining armour as yon sun The Lady Kaye won As her cyber champion charmer. A wayfaring scoundrel Knight errant While crusading with wandering minstrel Found Excalibur blunt Exceeding Then chanced on the tower Of yon fair maiden Who threatened to thrash and slash Knights skull heavily laden With sharp bec-de-faucon. But Knights_Lance put on the charm Entreating Lady Kaye To demurely disarm Lady Kaye relented With swan-like grace To her Knight presented An silver Arret De Lace Kong live Knight and Lady Kaye Live happily foreverafter... From this blessed day... Knave, from thine frivolous laughter hold thee back For they make a winsome pair Methinks... Though Knight’s shining armour Betimes klinks And m'lady’s tongue Scalds with fire’n brimstone wit Knight and Lady Kaye Make a handsomely royal fit Now if only she can teach him To fetch...beg...heel and sit. |